Quick Playoff Predicitions

Posted on May 22, 2015 By

Quick playoff prediction post before I go back to reading the thoughts of 68% of our population who think it’s a good idea to take civil liberties away and/or feel that “saving” women from “oppression” by mandating what they cannot wear is not the least bit hypocritical. On the bright side, the poll was at…


If You Write It, They Will Comment… And Laughs Will Be Had By All

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

In this series, Blades of Funny scours the internet and finds memorable comments left under hockey-related stories. You may laugh, you may cry, you may block this site on your browser so you never have to read this drivel again, but one thing is certain: you will not become any smarter by reading this post….


If You Write It, They Will Comment… And Laughs Will Be Had By All

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

In this series, Blades of Funny scours the internet and finds memorable comments left under hockey-related stories. You may laugh, you may cry, you may block this site on your browser so you never have to read this drivel again, but one thing is certain: you will not become any smarter by reading this post….


Making Babies With Other Hockey Blogs

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

No intro to this today. Instead, get ready to laugh your butt off at my expense… –Rink Side Rants – You know what’s really hard? Talking on the radio. I kid you not, I shall never ever in my life make fun of anybody who says something dumb on the radio. If you’re curious as…


Hey, It’s All Good!

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

While it may not have been the strongest UFA class ever, there’s no shame in modeling your spending habits based on what you see in hip hop videos. Like the newest rapper on the scene, you NEEDED some big-ass bling and some flashy 22′s 24′s 38′s. Who cares if you overspent as long as the…


Genetically Altered Fruits and Hockey Fandom

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

You know who’s really interested in listening to you talk about your fantasy hockey team and how it finished? Your Grandmother. That’s it. And only if she lives by herself. And only if she lives by herself AND hasn’t had contact with anyone for over a week because her neighbour slash best friend, Mabel in…


From The Mind Of Vladimir Sharapov

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

HELLO BLADES OF FUNNY READER. I want to thank BLADES OF FUNNY for giving me voice in internet to teach PUBLIC PEOPLE about sport of hockey. Before I continue with point of letter I tell you about VLADIMIR more. I work job as baseball scout in Russia and I know athletics good. I watch and…


Top Secret Document: Brian Burke’s Year-End State Of The Union Address To Maple Leafs Nation

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

With the regular season near its end, the NHL community is on pins and needles eagerly awaiting the start of the playoffs Brian Burke’s state of the union address to Leafs Nation. This annual press conference has already surpassed Easter as the most anticipated April tradition in Toronto and we can only imagine it will…


From The Desk Of Gary B. Bettman…

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

To: Dan Gilbert Cleveland Cavaliers Cleveland, OH Dearest Dan Gilbert, I am writing this letter to offer you my fullest support in light of what has transpired the past week. If you are unfamiliar with me, I am commissioner of the National Hockey League. You may have heard about our organization before. After reading your…


And The Pity Fest Continues

Posted on May 21, 2015 By

I know I’m probably losing readers by harping on this subject but it’s astounding to me that I see new stuff about this every day. Came across this article today: Time For NHL to Treat All Players Like People, Regardless of Role Let’s dissect a few juicy tidbits. Zenon Konopka, a fighter for the Ottawa…