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The Conference Finals: Where The Money Is Made

Blades of Funny went 2-2 in the 2nd round, and all it took to achieve this averageness was a comeback for the ages. Overall playoff record now stands at 6-6. Average to the core, baby! For the Conference Finals, I’ve decided to switch things up. Instead of looking forward and coming up with wacky storylines,…


30 Quotes From 30 NHL GMs

Since the season ended, Blades of Funny has had insiders who were inside (thus the name) meetings involving each team’s management. Here are some choice quotes we overheard general managers saying… Anaheim Ducks: “Hey, if we can’t sign Bobby Ryan, let’s just stick a #9 jersey on Matt Beleskey and tell people that Bobby had…


Some Tips For Your Fantasy Hockey League Draft

With September just around the corner, it’s time to create a strategy for your upcoming fantasy hockey draft. Here are some tips to get your started… If you decide to draft Tuukka Rask, be prepared for the inevitable “Steve Mason” references from the gallery. Shut ‘em up quickly with a sarcastic “because playing behind Chara…


Season Preview Rankings feat. Drake: #30 to #26

For the past five months, I’ve been working really hard to assemble this feature, so please respect these rankings like Brian Burke respects a no-trade-clause. Three quick points I want to make before getting into it… I managed to interview Steve Yzerman and get his input, thus adding instant credibility to the rankings! Drake was…